The infamous "couple" Benjy Bronk and Ivy Supersonic called into the Bubba the Love Sponge Show today with some startling revelations. After listening to it, I'm left with my mouth hanging open in horror, and I'm not even sure which one of these two crazies I should begin with. I'll just jump right in with Ivy.

Ivy made a claim that she was tongue fucked in the nose by Oz star Dean Winters (pictured) who was also on Rescue Me. It took a bit of persuasion on Bubba's part for her to name him but not too much. Ivy continued to say that she'd love it if Benjy would try that and also suck on her toes. Nothing like a bit of tongue up the nose to turn on a woman.

Ivy said that Benjy is great with his hands, but Bubba said that he can make his wife Heather squirt 5-7 feet. Ivy was intrigued and requested that Bubba fly her down. Bubba went on to explain that he's married, but he might be able to bring her into the mix. Ivy, Heather, and Bubba? That sounds pretty wild.

Ivy explained that she had sex with someone she met on JDate earlier today prior to going over to Benjy's apartment. It seems that Benjy hooked her up with a JDate account since she expressed interest in getting married. Bubba thought that maybe Benjy has a fetish thinking about his girl with other men, but Benjy denied liking it. It seems that their relationship has taken such a turn that Ivy had money to pay Benjy for his services. Wow, he must be good with his hands.

Ivy said that she would prefer that Benjy just cheat on her rather than be honest with her about being with other people. Nice way to live, being in denial.

As for Benjy, he denied wanting a rim job from Ivy when questioned, but apparently he asked Bubba, while dining with him in Vegas, what he should eat so that he doesn't have to use the bathroom. Apparently, he was headed off to party which he thought was going to be an orgy and he didn't want any remnants. Lovely image.

So what does all of this add up to? Well, it's obvious that Ivy is trying to give Benjy a piece of his own medicine by saying that she's with other men. It doesn't seem to be making him too jealous, though. She also seems to have quite low self esteem to keep going back to that situation even though she's trying to dumb it down by saying that she's planning to pay Benjy. And Benjy, well, he's just being a guy, making preparations to go to orgies and having a hot chick when he comes home. He's not going to turn Ivy away, and it looks like she's not going to stop seeing him. It's a shame when a 40-year-old woman has such little self-respect. By the way, did anyone catch the Wrap-Up Show when Benjy said that Sheila just happened to be over at his house when he was on his way to Vegas? It's one big circus.