Howard Stern opened the show playing a clip of deaf porn (deaf women with men who can hear.) That led Artie Lange to talking about how porn people think they are funny.

There was a big discussion of Jerry O'Connell on the Wrap-Up Show yesterday talking about his relationship with his wife Rebecca Romijn. Howard played clips of Jerry saying that he wanted to go to Amsterdam with Jason Kaplan and the boys, lying to Rebecca, refusing to go to a baby shower with her, and how Rebecca punched him once.

Howard said that he wouldn't stay with a woman who hit him. He told a story about a female friend who punched him once at a dinner, and he flipped out. Howard said that it wasn't Mary McCormack or Judith Regan. Gary Dell'Abate said that he thinks he was hit by the same girl. Artie said that a girl in California hit him and so did Dana because he pissed them off. He told the story of how Dana wouldn't get in the car in the South Bronx after he asked her to get him cigarettes.

Howard talked about life after his contract ends. He said that he doesn't want to stick to the same schedule but would consider two days a week in the afternoon.

William Shatner came in to promote his autobiography "Up Till Now: The Autobiography." Howard played the clip of Shatner going off on the director who was telling him how to do a voiceover. Shatner had no recollection of it, but he regretted going so far. Shatner admitted that most everyone on Star Trek hated him. Shatner talked about his great deal with Priceline and his success on Boston Legal. He spoke about his wife's death in a pool. He wrote about it in his book. He said that he was in shock and called 911 before going after her. He said that he has a good sex life with his new wife.

Director Jon Favreau called in to promote Iron Man. Everyone raved about it. He spoke of how he made $4 million for the film. He's not signed on to the next one yet, but everyone else is. He spoke to Artie who he directed on Elf, and Artie said that he's not mad at him despite what Favreau thought.

Howard played a Riley Martin voicemail where he sounded like he had been drinking, and he was ranting about his contract.

Howard played a clip of Scott Salem and Tim Sabean in a fight on the Wrap-Up Show over Scott's job performance and his lack of equipment because of "budget constraints."

Tabitha Stevens came in and everyone played "What Would Tabitha Do." Since she always wants to come in, Gary asked her if she'd do several things to get on the show. Tabitha would do most of the things except for gargling cat urine, letting a hamster grow in her vagina, sex with a retarded kid and an HIV positive person, kissing Jeff The Drunk's blister, having a cockroach crawl in her vagina, and eating a dead person. She ate Gary's toenails on a cupcake and said that she might have sex with Artie if her husband said it was ok.

Steve Langford reported that Howard gave an interview to WBCN for their 40th anniversary because he used to work there. Steve said that Bigfoot is living in a tent and thinking about Artie when he takes a shit because he makes him laugh.

Artie said that he rehired Teddy for work at road gigs.

Howard said that his stylist Toni came over with her baby and Beth held it while her mother was there. Her mother asked how Beth looked with a baby.